Category: Video Games
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Fire Emblem: The First One, But Not the First One (Game Night!)
It was the first one in the States, okay? It was also the first one I played, so it fits. Fire Emblem has grown to have a lot of extra gameplay mechanics over the years. Weddings and kids. Teaching. Tag-teams. As time has gone on, more and more stuff has been added to this tactical…
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Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means
Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be…
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Crash Bandicoot 3: I’m Done (Game Night)
Never ask me to talk about these games again. Crash 1 Review Crash 2 Review Before we begin reviewing this game, let me quickly summarize my thoughts on the first games. Because I know that you guys aren’t going to click those links. To summarize: “Fuck.” Or, if you want something a little more specific:…
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Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd: The Boar Prince (The Mind of a Character)
Warning: the following character analysis contains major spoilers for the Blue Lions path of Fire Emblem: Three Houses. If you haven’t played that path or the game, then I’d recommend avoiding this for the time being. You have been warned. Keeping the Three Houses train rolling! What, did you think I was kidding when I…
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Crash Bandicoot 2: Second Verse, Same as the First
Crash Bandicoot 1 Review Y’know, I was optimistic going into this one! As much as I hated the first Crash Bandicoot (and oh BOY did I hate it), I had to admit: it was only the first game in the series! Surely we could only go up from here on out! Surely, the next Crash…
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