Category: Video Games
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Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Wait, I’m a lawyer and I’m not the bad guy?
Geez, I haven’t played these games since high school! That simultaneously feels like yesterday and a thousand years ago. Let’s see if they hold up! Video games these days always feel like they’re trying to be bigger. They’ve gotta have a bigger open world, they’ve gotta have more playable characters, they’ve gotta have a hundred…
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I 100% Completed Mario Kart 8 Deluxe; Here’s Why You Shouldn’t
Mario Kart. Of all of Nintendo’s party games, this one sits near the pinnacle as the most beloved of them all, right next to Smash Bros (which is both a fighting game and a party game, so don’t get mad at me, Smash fans). These games have been the bane of many a friendship and…
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Resident Evil 4: Truly a Masterpiece?
I know I make a lot of jokes about my opinions getting me hanged or burned at the stake. But the ones I’m about to write in this article might just make those jokes come true. Look up any ‘top games of all time’ list. Like, right now. I’ll wait. Scour that list and I…
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Wind Waker: Set Sail For Adventure!
I was gonna review both of the Oracle games and Minish Cap, but I decided to save those for another day. Mostly because I don’t really care for any of those games and going through them was starting to get a bit tedious. Of all the Zelda games, Wind Waker is one of the most…
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Best Boss Battles: Vergil (Devil May Cry 3)
It’s really tempting to do the DMC5 version, but I’ve got too much nostalgia for the DMC3 version. Action games have one simple goal: empower the player. Make them feel as badass as possible. You shouldn’t just defeat your enemies, you should whoop their asses! Regular shmucks, bosses, no one should be safe from your…
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