Category: Review

  • Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

    Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

    *Long exhale* Okay. Be fair. Be critical. Don’t let personal feelings get in the way. I can do all that. Alright. Opening line. Here we go. *Deep breath* Halo 5: Guardians is the worst video game I’ve ever played. Fuck! Okay, let’s try that again! If you’ve been around here for a while, then you…

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1): The Beginning of the End

    Only two movies left. Then we can move on to bully some other beloved franchise run by an idiot. Part one of Deathly Hallows is often bullied by the fanbase. It’s slow-paced, it’s dull, there’s not much going on, and a lot of the stuff in it doesn’t make sense. These are the points often…

  • The Great One Piece Journey (Part 13): The Davy Back Fight

    To be the arc sandwiched between Skypiea and Water 7. Not an enviable position to be in. After returning to the blue sea, the Straw Hats continue their adventures! This time, the Log Pose takes them to Long Ring Long Land, an island inhabited by extremely long things! Here, they run into the Foxy Pirates,…

  • Project Hail Mary: A Science Nerd’s Wet Dream

    *Warning! Spoilers ahead! Read at your own risk!* Andy Weir proved his sci-fi writing chops with The Martian (at least he did for me; I still need to dive into the rest of his catalogue). Can he continue to do so with his latest project? Oh, fuck yeah he can! Project Hail Mary stars Ryland…

  • The Dark Knight: A Superhero Masterpiece

    The Dark Knight: A Superhero Masterpiece

    It’s incredible how well this movie holds up. Even today, in a market absolutely flooded with superhero media, this still stands as one of the greatest of all time. You could still argue that it is the greatest! The Dark Knight is perfect in almost every single way. The script, the acting, the visual effects,…