Category: Review
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Illumination’s The Lorax is an Insult to the Original Book
We’re finally done with Minions! Now we get to talk about how Illumination takes beloved children book classics and absolutely butchers them on a fundamental level! This is still somehow an improvement! I’m running out of straws to grasp and we’re not even halfway done, please help me. The Lorax is one of my favorite…
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Final Fantasy VI is a Timeless Masterpiece (Complete Review)
Here we are, ladies and gents and non-binary friends! One of the most influential and iconic RPGs of all time! If you were to ask someone what the best Final Fantasy game was, a lot of people would say this one! Of course, there are people who would say VIII is their favorite, so you…
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Berserk: The Golden Age Arc – Memorial Edition is Surprisingly Amazing
I often forget about the Golden Age trilogy of films. Not because they’re ‘bad’ adaptations of Berserk. It’s just that any adaptation sandwiched between the beloved ’97 anime and the not so beloved 2016/17 version wouldn’t stand out. At least, until this became a thing. The Memorial Edition of the Golden Age trilogy (no matter…
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Final Fantasy VI is a Timeless Masterpiece (Part 3: The Gameplay)
Finally, we come to the crux of it. No matter how good VI’s story or graphics or music might be, it doesn’t mean a thing if the game isn’t fun to play. So, what does VI do to make it a game still worth playing to this day? Where do I begin? If you’ve played…
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Minions: The Rise of Gru Made Me Hate Movies
No more Minions. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t make me deal with these things again. If I ever see one beyond the studio logo at the start, it’ll be too soon. Minions: The Rise of Gru is a movie. By which I mean it’s exactly what you’d expect from…
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