Category: Review

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…

  • The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook For Surviving Medieval England is a Gem

    First Tress, now this. These Secret Projects have been amazing so far! The pure joy and passion you can feel in every word is infectious! In all honesty, I wasn’t particularly excited for this one. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t expect it to be a bad book. But upon reading the title and the…

  • Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed

    Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed

    Could MAPPA chill for like, one season? Seriously, those poor animators need a break. Hell’s Paradise was a wild ride. Gruesome horror, violent action, complex characters, and twists at every turn. Was it always perfect? Not quite. But it was definitely a surprise! After attempting to flee his village, deadly assassin Gabimaru has been put…

  • Logan is the Best Comic Book Movie Ever

    Logan is the Best Comic Book Movie Ever

    Bro, I’m not gonna lie: I did this whole X-Men marathon just so I could talk about this movie. It is genuinely unfair how good Logan is. Literally every other X-Men movie pales in comparison. Every other comic book movie pales by comparison! I can’t even call it a superhero movie, it’s a straight-up western…

  • Berserk Manga Review: The Prototype

    That’s right! We’re being that thorough! And don’t you worry! I haven’t forgotten about the Lost Chapter! The Berserk Prototype is an interesting bit of history. Very rarely do authors share the original, less polished draft of a successful story. Which is probably why I latch onto the few that do; it is endlessly fascinating…