Category: Review

The New Mutants is a Failed Experiment

This movie was doomed to fail. First, there was the disaster that was Dark Phoenix. Then there was the Disney-Fox merger. And to top it all off, it came out in 2020. Under these circumstances, it would have taken the second coming of Christ himself to save it! Not that Jesus would have bothered. Not…

July 31, 2023
Berserk Manga Review: Lost Children Arc

This chunk of Berserk is perfect. Like, legitimately. This is my favorite arc in the series and it’s only supposed to be the introduction to Conviction! Lost Children is a short but powerful display of everything that makes Berserk so special. It’s dark and gruesome, horrifying and depressing. Yet it’s exhilarating, uplifting, and even inspiring!…

July 29, 2023
X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…

July 24, 2023
The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook For Surviving Medieval England is a Gem

First Tress, now this. These Secret Projects have been amazing so far! The pure joy and passion you can feel in every word is infectious! In all honesty, I wasn’t particularly excited for this one. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t expect it to be a bad book. But upon reading the title and the…

July 19, 2023
Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed

Could MAPPA chill for like, one season? Seriously, those poor animators need a break. Hell’s Paradise was a wild ride. Gruesome horror, violent action, complex characters, and twists at every turn. Was it always perfect? Not quite. But it was definitely a surprise! After attempting to flee his village, deadly assassin Gabimaru has been put…

July 15, 2023