Category: Review
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For the Swarm: Playing Starcraft II in 2024
When I was a kid, eleven or twelve years old, I had no idea what an RTS game is. But I sure knew what Blizzard was. So, when I saw that first cinematic teaser for Starcraft II, with space marines and aliens and that oh so holy company logo, I didn’t need to know what…
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Poirot Adventures: Double Sin
Time once again to put our little gray cells to work. While on the road, Poirot and Hastings make the acquaintance of a young girl on business for her aunt. When the goods she was planning to sell come up stolen, she naturally comes to Poirot for assistance. The sole suspect: a man with a…
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Rocky Balboa (Rocky VI) is Exhausted and So Am I
This is it, folks. The last Rocky movie. At this point, I don’t even care if it’s good or not. I just want the bell to get me out of here… Rocky V messed me up, guys. It came so tantalizingly close to being a good movie. Then wham! It hits you with one of…
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The Dangers in My Heart is as Sweet as Honey
Ah, February. A single person’s least favorite time of the year. Provided you’re not some kind of sadist who enjoys pouring salt into open wounds. We’ve discussed more than a few rom-coms over the years. Funny shows, cute shows, horny shows, and boring shows. You name it, we’ve done it. So, what do we have…
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My Life For Aiur! Playing Starcraft 1 in 2024
I like to consider myself fairly good at video games. I can beat a From Software title with minimal controller smashing. I’ve finished one or two levels in Super Meat Boy. Baldur’s Gate 1 only killed me seventy-six times. I’ve even thrown hands with Mike Tyson in Punch Out a few times. I’m basically a…
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