Category: Movies

  • I Finally Watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    I Finally Watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons and Dragons has more history with cinema than you might think. Most of it bad. There was the original theatrical film, as well as two direct to DVD sequels. The world’s favorite TTRPG is no stranger to movies. It is, however, a stranger to good movies. At least it was. Then we got this…

  • John Wick: Chapter 4 is Sheer Action Brilliance

    John Wick: Chapter 4 is Sheer Action Brilliance

    So… are these movies just gonna keep going? This one has an actual ending to the story, and a pretty damn good one at that. But it’s Hollywood. You know they’re not just gonna let it go. Anyways, this movie is awesome. No surprise there. John’s quest for revenge continues, and the High Table seeks…

  • Ranking All the X-Men Movies

    Ranking All the X-Men Movies

    Oh, wow, I just remembered that I’ve already done this before! But I hadn’t seen New Mutants – I don’t think it was out at that point – so this is fine. Besides, my opinions on the series have changed quite a bit. The Fox X-Men series was one helluva rollercoaster. You’ve got amazing films,…

  • The New Mutants is a Failed Experiment

    The New Mutants is a Failed Experiment

    This movie was doomed to fail. First, there was the disaster that was Dark Phoenix. Then there was the Disney-Fox merger. And to top it all off, it came out in 2020. Under these circumstances, it would have taken the second coming of Christ himself to save it! Not that Jesus would have bothered. Not…

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…