Harry Potter, Movie Monday, Movies, Review

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Half a Masterpiece, Half a Disaster

This one used to be my favorite movie in the series. But upon going back to rewatch it, I made a terrible discovery: this movie is really boring! Half of it is so dull that it makes the other, much better half much harder to watch! After being blue-balled by Dumbledore, Harry meets Professor Horace… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Half a Masterpiece, Half a Disaster

Harry Potter, Movie Monday, Movies, Review

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Stepping Into Darkness

My list of criticisms regarding this franchise are long. From the author (that's most of them, to be honest) to the characters and certain story decisions, on and on it goes. Sometimes it's so long that I find myself forgetting why this series became so popular in the first place. As well as why I… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Stepping Into Darkness

Castlevania, Movie Monday, Television

Ranking All Four Seasons of Castlevania From Worst to Best

Castlevania is over and I still haven't gotten over it. So, in a poor attempt to settle my grief, I'm going to organize the four seasons from the worst to the best and explain why. You know, your typical ranking article you've seen a billion times on the internet. Remember, these are my personal opinions,… Continue reading Ranking All Four Seasons of Castlevania From Worst to Best