This one used to be my favorite movie in the series. But upon going back to rewatch it, I made a terrible discovery: this movie is really boring! Half of it is so dull that it makes the other, much better half much harder to watch! After being blue-balled by Dumbledore, Harry meets Professor Horace… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Half a Masterpiece, Half a Disaster
A while back, I wrote an article complaining about everything modern Star Trek gets wrong. In that article, I lamented that the Star Trek shows of old have been left behind in favor of mindless space action. All the intellect, optimism, and charm of the older shows have been completely forgotten. Today, I'm going to… Continue reading Can True Star Trek Return?
My list of criticisms regarding this franchise are long. From the author (that's most of them, to be honest) to the characters and certain story decisions, on and on it goes. Sometimes it's so long that I find myself forgetting why this series became so popular in the first place. As well as why I… Continue reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Stepping Into Darkness
The show has covered the first two books now. Let's see how it handles A Storm of Swords! Just ignore the fact that they won't cover how that book ends until the start of season 4. Which is... kind of awkward. But they make it work. The War of Five Kings rages on. Stannis Baratheon… Continue reading I Finally Watched Game of Thrones (Season 3)
Castlevania is over and I still haven't gotten over it. So, in a poor attempt to settle my grief, I'm going to organize the four seasons from the worst to the best and explain why. You know, your typical ranking article you've seen a billion times on the internet. Remember, these are my personal opinions,… Continue reading Ranking All Four Seasons of Castlevania From Worst to Best