Category: Kingdom Hearts

  • Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

    Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

    Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think…

  • Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)

    Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)

    Bust out some popcorn and clear your schedule, because this is going to be a long one! We’re taking a break from Marvel movies! Why? Because MOTHER FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS 3 IS FINALLY HERE!! At long last, we can go on yet another Disney-Final Fantasy-anime adventure and maybe, just maybe, figure out what the hell…