Game Night, Kingdom Hearts, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts 2: Less Disney, More Anime

Kingdom Hearts is infamous for a lot of things. People often make fun of the series for just how strange it truly is. Putting Disney and Final Fantasy together was already odd enough. But then you add all the original story elements and it just got all the more strange. Best KH artwork, fight me… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts 2: Less Disney, More Anime

Kingdom Hearts, Movie Monday, Movies, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days: First a Game, Then a Movie, Always Boring

Alright, let me explain, because I bet you're pretty confused right now. Square Enix released a lot of Kingdom Hearts games over the years. But not all of them were well received. Nor did all of them get the HD treatment that most of the games did. However, Square couldn't just throw them away altogether,… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days: First a Game, Then a Movie, Always Boring

Game Night, Kingdom Hearts, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories: When the Story Went to Hell

Two games in and the series' plot has already gone to hell. And it only gets worse from here. Good job, guys. Chain of Memories might be the strangest entry in the entire franchise. And that, as anyone who is familiar with Kingdom Hearts knows, is a very bold statement. A good number of people… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories: When the Story Went to Hell

Game Night, Kingdom Hearts, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

Daily Rant, Kingdom Hearts, Video Games

Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)

Bust out some popcorn and clear your schedule, because this is going to be a long one! We're taking a break from Marvel movies! Why? Because MOTHER FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS 3 IS FINALLY HERE!! At long last, we can go on yet another Disney-Final Fantasy-anime adventure and maybe, just maybe, figure out what the hell… Continue reading Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)