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Day 235: 3DS Metroid Reviews (Federation Force and Samus Returns)

For the final Metroid review, I decided to roll both 3DS games together into one post. Don't worry, it won't take too long to get through them. That being said, let's get started with our first game... Metroid Prime: Federation Force I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!! Metroid: Samus Returns After the catastrophe that was Other M,… Continue reading Day 235: 3DS Metroid Reviews (Federation Force and Samus Returns)

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Day 231: Castlevania Requiem Review (Halloween Special, I Guess)

It's Halloween. Kids will get candy, teens will be assholes, and adults will... do whatever we adults are supposed to do on Halloween. Hand out the candy? Scold the assholes? I have no idea. But I know what I'm doing. Playing a Castlevania game, as that's the closest I can get to horror without either… Continue reading Day 231: Castlevania Requiem Review (Halloween Special, I Guess)

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Day 223: Metroid Prime Hunters Review

Who remembers this game? Anyone? No? Yeah, neither did I. And there's a reason for that. In between the release of Metroid Prime 2 and 3, Nintendo decided to release a portable entry in the series to hold fans over. A sort-of sequel that really doesn't have a place in the timeline. And that game… Continue reading Day 223: Metroid Prime Hunters Review

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Day 217: Metroid Zero Mission Review

Two Metroid reviews back to back. If that doesn't give you an idea of how my life is, I don't know what will. After many years, many games, and many advances in technology, Nintendo decided it was time to revisit the story and setting of the original NES classic. This time, the game would have… Continue reading Day 217: Metroid Zero Mission Review

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Day 216: Metroid Prime 2 Echoes Review

I'm. So. Excited! Metroid Prime 2: Echoes isn't just my favorite Metroid Prime game: it's my favorite game on the GameCube and my favorite Nintendo game within the last fifteen years. It's the best looking, best playing, most challenging, and most unique game within the franchise. I adore everything about this game. So where the… Continue reading Day 216: Metroid Prime 2 Echoes Review

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Day 209: Metroid Prime Review

Fun fact, this was the first Metroid game I ever played. This does not mean I'm biased; I just thought that would be interesting. This game is arguably the most important game in the entire series. It brought it back after ten long years of silence after the release of Super Metroid, brought Samus into… Continue reading Day 209: Metroid Prime Review