Category: Game Night
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Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be…
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Crash Bandicoot 3: I’m Done (Game Night)

Never ask me to talk about these games again. Crash 1 Review Crash 2 Review Before we begin reviewing this game, let me quickly summarize my thoughts on the first games. Because I know that you guys aren’t going to click those links. To summarize: “Fuck.” Or, if you want something a little more specific:…
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Crash Bandicoot 2: Second Verse, Same as the First

Crash Bandicoot 1 Review Y’know, I was optimistic going into this one! As much as I hated the first Crash Bandicoot (and oh BOY did I hate it), I had to admit: it was only the first game in the series! Surely we could only go up from here on out! Surely, the next Crash…
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Crash Bandicoot: Classic Doesn’t Mean Good (Game Night!)

You thought I’d be talking about another Fire Emblem, didn’tcha? Comparing the Playstation exclusives of old and the now is an odd experience. Nowadays, most games found only on the Playstation are photo-realistic action adventures. They’re games with incredible motion capture technology, intricate stories, and often times: lots of violence! Be it against zombies, beings…
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Fire Emblem Fates: The Eighty-Dollar Adventure (Game Night)

This is a follow-up of last week’s review on Fire Emblem: Awakening. You can check that out in the link right here. Fire Emblem: Awakening Review Remember how Fire Emblem took the Pokemon business model with this one? Cause I do. And I can’t say I’m fond of that part. But in fairness: the game…