Analyses of Movies, D&D Monsters, Books, TV, Games and Anime. In that order. Once a day, every day. *Sunday slot to be filled soon* Allow me to share my opinions of media with you in an attempt to seem smart and entertaining! Welcome to Jonah's Daily Rants!
One week ago, Detective Pikachu was released in theaters. I've seen it, I have thoughts about it, and I can't wait to share them. Unfortunately, movies are scheduled for Monday. You are intelligent enough to see the problem. But I can't get it out of my system. I need to talk about Pokemon! Not just because of… Continue reading Ranking the Main Series Pokemon Games: I’d Rank ‘Em All, But I Don’t Have All Day (Game Night!)
Hot damn, Capcom is killing it this year! When you read/watch an individual person's reviews of a game, you'll typically learn something about their tastes. You'll pick up on that particular reviewer's tastes; which games resonate with them and which ones they don't. For example, I'm willing to bet that you guys are aware that I enjoy… Continue reading Resident Evil 2 Remake: Everything is Fine, Why Do You Ask? (Game Night!)
I know I say don't play this while drunk/high/cross-faded. But if you want a hell of a time... well, I'm not saying you shouldn't give it a shot. Code Names is one of the simplest and most fun board games out there. It's a simple game that pushes your knowledge and understanding of your friends to their… Continue reading Code Names: Don’t Play This While Inebriated (Game Night)
What a cycle we've undergone. First came Magic the Gathering. Then came Hearthstone, a simpler game that many considered a sort-of rip off. Then came Magic the Gathering: Arena, a clunkier and less appealing Hearthstone. What's next? Are we going to get a physical Hearthstone card game? Produced by the children of Blizzard's CEO? I… Continue reading Magic Arena: Lesser Hearthstone (Game Night!)
Y'know what the sad thing is? I've had this game in my Steam library for nearly two years now. I've only just gotten around to actually beating it. I've gotten so carried away doing side quests and gathering treasure that I never got around to finishing the damn thing! But now I finally have, and I can… Continue reading The Witcher 3: Welcome to the Rest of Your Life (Game Night)
I know the following statement can be made for just about every Nintendo game. But considering how numb I've become to that over the years of playing their games, I feel that it should say something that I need to reiterate. What a fucking weird game. Coming off of the trails to the masterful Link… Continue reading Legend of Zelda: Mario Edition (Game Night!)
Let's try something a little different for this particular Game Night!, shall we? Dungeons and Dragons is, without a doubt in my mind, the single greatest tabletop game of all time. It does everything a good tabletop should: bring friends together, challenge the group in a fun and interesting way, and doesn't require the constant… Continue reading Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition: The Easy One (Game Night!)
