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Okay, I know I promised I would do all the Metal Gear games in chronological order. But I just couldn't wait to play this one! With the massive resurgence this game has had online in the last few months, can you blame me?! Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is a Metal Gear name in name only.… Continue reading Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is One of the Best Games Ever Made
Sorry that the gap between these Final Fantasy retrospectives has been getting longer. It's hard to blast through RPGs. Especially when you have an attention span as short as mine. Final Fantasy 1 was a solid start to the series, if a bit rough around the edges. Unfortunately, Final Fantasy 2, while ambitious for its… Continue reading Final Fantasy 3: Return to Form
It's time to talk about another of the greatest boss fights in the history of video games. Metal Gear Solid has an odd sort of tradition in regard to sniper boss battles. There are more than a few examples of these. Sniper Wolf from MGS1. Quiet from MGSV. And of course, the hottest sniper waifu… Continue reading Best Boss Battles: The End (Metal Gear Solid 3)
Remember when Scott Cawthon cranked out four games in the span of a single year? I still can't decide if that was awesome or exhausting, for him and for us. Probably both. Of the original four games, Five Night's at Freddy's 4 is the strangest. It completely changed the core loop while still maintaining the… Continue reading Five Night’s at Freddy’s 4: A Child’s Nightmare
This one feels like a personal attack against me. "Oh, not a fan of the jump-scares?" cackled Scott Cawthon. "Have one every ten seconds! Hope you didn't like your eardrums!" Which is a shame, because aside from that, this is my favorite Five Night's at Freddy's game. You play as a security guard for the… Continue reading Five Night’s at Freddy’s 3: Alone Together With the Nightmares
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