*Quick note before we start: I am done with Fire Emblem: Three Houses. The review for that will be up next week. Thank you for your patience. I promise it's gonna be a good one. Now, on with today's post!* I don't talk about it often, but I absolutely love Pokemon! Shocker, I know, given the absurd… Continue reading My Plan For Pokemon Sword and Shield
It was the first one in the States, okay? It was also the first one I played, so it fits. Fire Emblem has grown to have a lot of extra gameplay mechanics over the years. Weddings and kids. Teaching. Tag-teams. As time has gone on, more and more stuff has been added to this tactical… Continue reading Fire Emblem: The First One, But Not the First One (Game Night!)
Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be… Continue reading Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means
Never ask me to talk about these games again. Crash 1 Review Crash 2 Review Before we begin reviewing this game, let me quickly summarize my thoughts on the first games. Because I know that you guys aren't going to click those links. To summarize: "Fuck." Or, if you want something a little more specific:… Continue reading Crash Bandicoot 3: I’m Done (Game Night)
Crash Bandicoot 1 Review Y'know, I was optimistic going into this one! As much as I hated the first Crash Bandicoot (and oh BOY did I hate it), I had to admit: it was only the first game in the series! Surely we could only go up from here on out! Surely, the next Crash… Continue reading Crash Bandicoot 2: Second Verse, Same as the First
You thought I'd be talking about another Fire Emblem, didn'tcha? Comparing the Playstation exclusives of old and the now is an odd experience. Nowadays, most games found only on the Playstation are photo-realistic action adventures. They're games with incredible motion capture technology, intricate stories, and often times: lots of violence! Be it against zombies, beings… Continue reading Crash Bandicoot: Classic Doesn’t Mean Good (Game Night!)
This is a follow-up of last week's review on Fire Emblem: Awakening. You can check that out in the link right here. Fire Emblem: Awakening Review Remember how Fire Emblem took the Pokemon business model with this one? Cause I do. And I can't say I'm fond of that part. But in fairness: the game… Continue reading Fire Emblem Fates: The Eighty-Dollar Adventure (Game Night)
