Author: jernahblunt

  • Ori and the Will of the Wisps: Another Beautiful Adventure

    Ori and the Will of the Wisps: Another Beautiful Adventure

    Ori and the Blind Forest was a delightful game. With a gorgeous art style, wonderful storytelling, and incredible music, it was definitely one of the most beautiful games I’ve ever played. But as a Metroidvania game, it left something to be desired. But I had plenty of hope. From what I’d heard, it’s sequel was…

  • Godzilla: We Need to Talk About the Military

    Godzilla: We Need to Talk About the Military

    *This article will contain spoilers for Godzilla (1954), Godzilla (1998), Shin Godzilla, and Godzilla Minus One.* Just about ever Godzilla movie ever made has one scene in common: the military attack scene. You know the one. That one scene where tanks and planes bombard the monster uselessly for upwards of five minutes. The scene where…

  • Poirot Adventures: The Lemesurier Inheritance

    Poirot Adventures: The Lemesurier Inheritance

    Welcome back, Papa Poirot. What thrilling mysteries have you got for us today? A supposed curse has claimed the lives of several members of the Lemesurier family. The next suspected victims: two young boys set to claim the family’s inheritance. Poirot has his doubts about the curse, but he still suspects danger. Can our Hastings…

  • Rocky 2: A Disappointing Rematch

    Rocky 2: A Disappointing Rematch

    The first Rocky movie is one of the most beloved films ever made. You can still watch that movie today and have a fantastic time. My first time viewing it last week was a pleasure from start to end. But the higher the peak, the greater the fall. There are nine of these movies, counting…

  • Winter Anime 2024: New Year, New Shows

    Winter Anime 2024: New Year, New Shows

    It’s that time of the year again. The time for resolutions that will go unfulfilled. For no new movies to come out. For staying inside with a nice cup of cocoa, bundled up against the cold. Most importantly of all: time for a new season of anime! Let’s start off with the sequels: There are…