Author: jernahblunt
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The Dangers in My Heart is as Sweet as Honey
Ah, February. A single person’s least favorite time of the year. Provided you’re not some kind of sadist who enjoys pouring salt into open wounds. We’ve discussed more than a few rom-coms over the years. Funny shows, cute shows, horny shows, and boring shows. You name it, we’ve done it. So, what do we have…
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My Life For Aiur! Playing Starcraft 1 in 2024
I like to consider myself fairly good at video games. I can beat a From Software title with minimal controller smashing. I’ve finished one or two levels in Super Meat Boy. Baldur’s Gate 1 only killed me seventy-six times. I’ve even thrown hands with Mike Tyson in Punch Out a few times. I’m basically a…
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The Best Final Fantasy VII Character and Why It’s Barret Wallace
The cast of Final Fantasy VII are among the most beloved and iconic characters in video game history. Cloud and Sephiroth are such a legendary pair that both of them made it in Smash Bros! Zack had roughly ten minutes of screen time in the original, and he was popular enough to get his own…
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Poirot Adventures: The Underdog
Two hours of reading? That’s far and away the longest short in the collection. Interesting… Businessman Sir Reuben has been murdered, and it’s up to Poirot to find the killer. The suspects: the members of his staff and family. But who? It’s far from a straight-forward case. Papa Poirot will have to put all his…
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Rocky V Betrayed Me
Y’all remember the final fight of the first movie? Remember that one scene where Apollo just shakes his head in complete exhaustion and disbelief when Rocky gets back up? That’s me. I’m Apollo Creed right now. *Not four hours after I wrote this… RIP Carl Weathers. I didn’t even know Rocky V existed. Most of…
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