Author: jernahblunt
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Halo 3: Finishing the Fight

Thirteen years. PC players have been waiting to play this game for thirteen god damn years. Now, the promised day has finally arrived. Now, those on PC can finally see the conclusion to the Halo trilogy! What? Halo 4 and 5? What’re you talking about? Those don’t exist! The series ended with this and Reach!…
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Hikigaya Hachiman: A Martyr Alone

If you haven’t watched My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU yet, you probably should before reading this. It’s in its third and final (I think?) season, so now is the time. The spoilers here will be huge. This is your only warning. My problem with rom-com protagonists is that they often suffer from a lack of depth.…
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Judging a Book By Its Cover

You know the saying. Typically, it’s applied in a more metaphorical sense. Usually in regards to judging people. Naturally, I’m going to take it completely literally and write a whole article about it. The cover of a book is an often overlooked detail. People tend to ignore it and go straight to the book if…
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White Dragons: Hearts as Cold as Their Breath

Now, we come to the final dragon. At least before the metallic dragons. And the dragon turtle. White dragons are the smallest, dumbest, and most animalistic of all the dragons. They lack the cunning tactics of their peers but make up for it in instinct and tenacity, being the best hunters of their kin. They…
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The Last Crusade: What Should’ve Been an Excellent Finale

Temple of Doom? Maybe someday. But no thanks. I don’t want to suffer through that thirty-five-minute climax again anytime soon. Please don’t get mad, I only jokingly dislike that movie. Getting back on topic, The Last Crusade is the only Indiana Jones movie I have much nostalgia for if any. A long time ago, when I…