Author: jernahblunt
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Uncharted 2: The One I Kinda Almost Liked
Hey. Almost is more than Uncharted 1 got. Upon booting up Uncharted 2, it became immediately clear that this one was a huge improvement over the first. For a while, I was actually enjoying myself! “This is it!” I said. “This is why people love this series!” But then I kept playing. My hatred for…
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Sarah Kerrigan: How Power Can Ruin a Character
I was thinking about doing every character in order of SC2 expansions. But Artanis is pretty boring and flat, so I’m not even gonna bother. Although I could do Zeratul… I’ll get back to all of you on that. Out of all the Starcraft characters, Kerrigan is the most important to the actual plot. Unfortunately,…
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Jurassic Park: A Book or a Movie Script?
The Jurassic Park franchise is a strange one. At this point, there have been five movies, with a sixth on the way, but only one of them has been widely considered any good. Yet all of these films have been massively successful. So much so that people often forget the book that started it all.…
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Bronze Dragons: Sea-Dwelling Protectors of Justice
Alright, so brass dragons weren’t so great. Maybe bronze dragons will be better? Let’s find out! Bronze dragons are coastal dwellers. They feed off of aquatic plants and fish while observing other races in the form of friendly animals. Sometimes, a bronze dragon will observe a ship in the form of a dolphin. If their…
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Airplane!: A Masterclass in Visual Comedy
Remember when movies were allowed to just get completely ridiculous? Back when directors could pitch a movie in which a flight attendant gives a blow job to an inflatable pilot without getting kicked out of the room? I remember. Airplane! is a movie that doesn’t worry too much about telling a story. It’s focused entirely…
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