Author: jernahblunt

  • Gushing About Metroid Dread

    Gushing About Metroid Dread

    I still genuinely cannot believe that this game is real. Like… holy shit, dude! Metroid has been one of my favorite game franchises for years now. Unfortunately, the life of a Metroid fan has been one of suffering for the last decade or so. Aside from Samus Returns on the 3DS, all we’ve gotten is…

  • My Problems With Tony-Tony Chopper

    One Piece is like a long-running RPG series. Each story arc is a new game. The party carries over between entries, growing more lovable and complex with each entry. And with each game, we get tons of new characters and even a new party member or two! By the time you reach the third or…

  • The Hobbit: Which Version is Best?

    The Hobbit is my favorite book of all time. I can go back and read it over and over again and never get tired of it. It’s a classic tale that will stick with me for as long as I live. But there are multiple versions of this story out there. Yes, you can go…

  • Golems (Part 1): General Lore

    Beyond the unopenable doors lay a grand hall ending before a towering stone throne, upon which sat an iron statue taller and wider than two men. In one hand it clutched an iron sword, in the other, a feather whip. We should have turned back then. Mordenkainen the archmage, chronicling his party’s harrowing exploits in…

  • I Finally Watched Game of Thrones (Season 4)

    We’re at the peak of the mountain, ladies and gentlemen. The writers ran out of good books here and we’re running out of good television. So let’s just appreciate it while it lasts! The War of the Five Kings has reached a stand still. Stannis continues his preparations to resume his assault and the Ironborn…