Author: jernahblunt

  • Five Night’s at Freddy’s 3: Alone Together With the Nightmares

    Five Night’s at Freddy’s 3: Alone Together With the Nightmares

    This one feels like a personal attack against me. “Oh, not a fan of the jump-scares?” cackled Scott Cawthon. “Have one every ten seconds! Hope you didn’t like your eardrums!” Which is a shame, because aside from that, this is my favorite Five Night’s at Freddy’s game. You play as a security guard for the…

  • The Importance of Batman’s No-Kill Rule

    The Importance of Batman’s No-Kill Rule

    The fact that I have to explain this at all makes me want to scream. Batman has had a sort of identity crises recently, at least in the eyes of the fan. There are those who firmly believe in the Batman of old; the cold, distant, but kind vigilante who refuses to cross certain lines.…

  • The Gathering Storm: From One Author to Another

    When I learned that Robert Jordan passed away before he could finish the Wheel of Time, I got a sad sense of déjà vu. I imagine Wheel of Time fans must have felt the same sense of loss that Berserk fans did when Kentaro Miura passed. What’s sad isn’t that their works would go unfinished, but…

  • Werewolf: Jacob, No!

    Good god, I’ve been reduced to Twilight jokes. What have I become? The Company of the Black Moon – they used to be adventurers loyal to the realm. Now they roam the woods as a pack of werewolves. The king has promised estates, titles, and gold to anyone who can undo the curse afflicting them.…

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Is the Least Disappointing of the Three

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Is the Least Disappointing of the Three

    Time to plunge the spear into my white whale. The Lord of the Rings movies are some of the most beloved book-to-film adaptations of all time. Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers, and Return of the King are all still touted as some of the best movies of all time. For good reason; most everything…