Author: jernahblunt
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Owlbear: Like Peanut Butter and Chocolate
The only good thing about Owlbears is that the wizard who created them is probably dead. Xarshel Ravenshadow, gnome professor of Transmutative Science at Morgrave University With respect, Xarshel Ravenshadow, I must disagree with you. The only good thing about owlbears is literally everything about them. Lore: Mysterious Nighttime Hunters Ferocious, aggressive, and stubborn, the…
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Special Effects Artists Need a Break
Movies are among the top art forms in the world. Have been for about a century now. It’s easy to see why; you sit back for two hours and do nothing while a film transports you to a tale larger than life, be it an adventure or a comedy. They’re constructed like a clock. Each…
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My Hero Academia S6 E7: Teachers

Remember the first few seasons of this show? How fun and optimistic it was? Yeah, we ain’t doin’ that no more. Deku and Bakugo join the battle against Shigurake. Meanwhile, Gigantomachia and the rest of the League set out to join their leader. When the heroes go down down, including one of UA’s best teachers,…
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Isekai Has Lost Its Mind

For as long as media has existed, there has always been one on the top. However, that one on the top rarely lasts all that long. Westerns used to rule American cinema; the genre became so oversaturated and repetitive, that people just collectively quit on it, and now Westerns have all but ceased to exist.…
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Final Fantasy V: The RPG That Bullies You

I have a somewhat odd history with Final Fantasy V. Technically, it was the first game in the series I ever played; I would play it a fair bit when I was a kid. But I had never actually finished it. In fact, I never even got that far; I’d get to the ship graveyard…