Game Night, Kingdom Hearts, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories: When the Story Went to Hell

Two games in and the series' plot has already gone to hell. And it only gets worse from here. Good job, guys. Chain of Memories might be the strangest entry in the entire franchise. And that, as anyone who is familiar with Kingdom Hearts knows, is a very bold statement. A good number of people… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories: When the Story Went to Hell

Game Night, Kingdom Hearts, Review, Video Games

Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think… Continue reading Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense

Daily Rant, Kingdom Hearts, Video Games

Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)

Bust out some popcorn and clear your schedule, because this is going to be a long one! We're taking a break from Marvel movies! Why? Because MOTHER FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS 3 IS FINALLY HERE!! At long last, we can go on yet another Disney-Final Fantasy-anime adventure and maybe, just maybe, figure out what the hell… Continue reading Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)