Tag: Kingdom Hearts
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Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep is the Best of the Franchise
Fun fact: I meant to review this game… shit, three years ago. Well, better late than never, I guess. May as well make that my catchphrase. When it comes to the Kingdom Hearts series, my thoughts and feelings on it change from game to game. There’s a handful that I really like and would happily…
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Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories: When the Story Went to Hell
Two games in and the series’ plot has already gone to hell. And it only gets worse from here. Good job, guys. Chain of Memories might be the strangest entry in the entire franchise. And that, as anyone who is familiar with Kingdom Hearts knows, is a very bold statement. A good number of people…
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Kingdom Hearts: The One That Kinda Makes Sense
Ah, Kingdom Hearts. The series is well known for many things. Cheesy dialogue, nonsensical storytelling that makes the Fourth Great Ninja War arc look clear and concise, and the seemingly unimaginable blend of classic Disney icons and anime-ass Final Fantasy characters. Some people love the series with all their hearts (heh heh, puns). Others think…
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Day 321: Poorly Summarizing Kingdom Hearts (Oh God, This is a Mistake)
Bust out some popcorn and clear your schedule, because this is going to be a long one! We’re taking a break from Marvel movies! Why? Because MOTHER FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS 3 IS FINALLY HERE!! At long last, we can go on yet another Disney-Final Fantasy-anime adventure and maybe, just maybe, figure out what the hell…
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