Tag: Game Night

Fire Emblem: The First One, But Not the First One (Game Night!)

It was the first one in the States, okay? It was also the first one I played, so it fits. Fire Emblem has grown to have a lot of extra gameplay mechanics over the years. Weddings and kids. Teaching. Tag-teams. As time has gone on, more and more stuff has been added to this tactical…

November 8, 2019
Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon: Forgetting What ‘Remake’ Means

Alright, my Crash Bandicoot diversion is over with. Back to Fire Emblem. Video games are, without a doubt in my mind, the most expendable medium of all time. A game could come out and blow everyone away, quickly becoming the most popular game of all time. Then, not five fucking years later, it will be…

November 1, 2019
Crash Bandicoot 3: I’m Done (Game Night)

Never ask me to talk about these games again. Crash 1 Review Crash 2 Review Before we begin reviewing this game, let me quickly summarize my thoughts on the first games. Because I know that you guys aren’t going to click those links. To summarize: “Fuck.” Or, if you want something a little more specific:…

October 25, 2019
Crash Bandicoot 2: Second Verse, Same as the First

Crash Bandicoot 1 Review Y’know, I was optimistic going into this one! As much as I hated the first Crash Bandicoot (and oh BOY did I hate it), I had to admit: it was only the first game in the series! Surely we could only go up from here on out! Surely, the next Crash…

October 18, 2019
Crash Bandicoot: Classic Doesn’t Mean Good (Game Night!)

You thought I’d be talking about another Fire Emblem, didn’tcha? Comparing the Playstation exclusives of old and the now is an odd experience. Nowadays, most games found only on the Playstation are photo-realistic action adventures. They’re games with incredible motion capture technology, intricate stories, and often times: lots of violence! Be it against zombies, beings…

October 11, 2019