• Treant: Wisdom of the Forest

    Lore: Life Within Wood Dwelling within ancient forests, treants are awakened trees who spend their days in quiet contemplation. Though they are very peaceful by nature, their wrath is fearsome, and they’ll quickly rise to defend their homes from hostile outsiders. Trees destined to become treants spend many long centuries in meditation within magically dense…

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Really is That Good*

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Really is That Good*

    I bet you’re wondering what the asterisk is for. Don’t worry. We’ll get there. Into the Spider-Verse is a masterpiece. It genuinely revolutionized American animation as we know it. No matter how many times I watch it, I always have a good time with it. If ever there was a perfect movie, it’s that one.…

  • My Love Story With Yamada-kun at LV999

    My Love Story With Yamada-kun at LV999

    Finally. A shojo manga about what girls really want: gamers. I feel so seen. My Love Story With Yamada-kun at LV999 (ugh… can anime titles chill the fuck out, please?) was not a show I intended to finish. My whole game plan was to get drunk, watch the first three episodes, then move on to…

  • Metal Gear Solid: A Game That Changed Everything

    Metal Gear Solid: A Game That Changed Everything

    MGS3 Remake and MGS 1-3 ports, baby!! Let’s fucking GOOOOOOO!!!! For clarification: I’m playing the original PS1 version, not Twin Snakes. Sorry, but I’m not in the mood for ‘Metal Gear Solid But Dumber’. Is dumber Metal Gear fun? Oh, hell yeah! But you gotta respect the original. While the first two Metal Gear games…

  • Ranking All Fifteen Doctors in Doctor Who

    Ranking All Fifteen Doctors in Doctor Who

    We’ve had our fun, galivanting about through time and space. We’ve revisited fifteen remarkable performances over sixty years of television history. But now, it’s time for the fun to end. Which means we’ve got to rank them. Don’t get mad at me, that’s just how the internet works. Can’t have any opinions without a ranking.…