• Unicorn: The Holy Stallion

    Lore: Mounts for the Chosen Proud and noble, with a form like glittering starlight, the magical unicorn is the ally of elves and sylvan folk, even speaking their tongues. While they are very peaceful, that does not make them placid. Those with ill intentions rarely leave a unicorn’s domain alive. Gods aligned with good placed…

  • I Need to Rant About Godzilla Minus One

    I Need to Rant About Godzilla Minus One

    Sorry, X-Men. I’ll get back to you next week. Godzilla movies stand on a spectrum. There’s the cheesy monster-vs-monster action movies, and then there’s the genuinely compelling solo movies. The further down either side of the spectrum, the better the movie. In recent years, both sides of the spectrum have been occupied by separate countries.…

  • Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed

    Hell’s Paradise: Flowers and Bloodshed

    Could MAPPA chill for like, one season? Seriously, those poor animators need a break. Hell’s Paradise was a wild ride. Gruesome horror, violent action, complex characters, and twists at every turn. Was it always perfect? Not quite. But it was definitely a surprise! After attempting to flee his village, deadly assassin Gabimaru has been put…

  • Destiny 2 Hates You

    Destiny 2 Hates You

    In case you’re new around here: I love Halo. It’s one of my favorite video game franchises. Some of my earliest childhood memories are watching my dad play the very first game. I remember saying, “Green robot! Where’d it go?” and he told me that he was playing as the green robot man, and it…

  • The Spot (Across the Spider-Verse): To Be the Butt of the Joke

    The Spot (Across the Spider-Verse): To Be the Butt of the Joke

    Spider-Man has one of the best rogue’s galleries in all of comic books. From Doctor Octopus to Green Goblin, from Vulture to Rhino, there was no shortage of great baddies to pick. Who did we get? The Spot. Some random baddie that only shows up every few decades as a background villain. And thank god…