• Vampire Part 1: Lore and Stats

    I am the Ancient, I am the Land. My beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. I was the Warrior, I was good and just. I thundered across the land like the wrath of a just god, but the war years and the killing years wore down my soul as the wind wears…

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…

  • Summer Anime 2023: Sequels, Sequels, and More Sequels

    Summer Anime 2023: Sequels, Sequels, and More Sequels

    Hoo boy, there’s a lot of sequels this time around! In this one season, we’ve got: And one more that I want to talk about a bit more in detail because I’m bias. Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead I’ve never felt so seen by a zombie show. Zom 100 is nuts! It’s bright,…

  • The Perfect Clark Kent: My Adventures With Superman

    The Perfect Clark Kent: My Adventures With Superman

    I have been complaining for years that cinema keeps getting Superman wrong. He’s either a boring boy scout or a god awful Jesus metaphor who does Dragon Ball Z fights and kills people. It’s no wonder the character’s reputation has fallen to pieces over the years! Superman isn’t a complicated character. Just make him goofy,…

  • Celebrating 100K All-Time Views: Thank You All So Much!!!

    So… uh… this happened. Alright. This is insane. Like, legit, this is nuts! I first started blogging six years ago with a Google Blogspot site (are those still a thing?) as something to do. Sort of like an online diary. Honestly, it’s a miracle I stuck with it for any longer than a week, much…