• Destiny 2 Hates You

    Destiny 2 Hates You

    In case you’re new around here: I love Halo. It’s one of my favorite video game franchises. Some of my earliest childhood memories are watching my dad play the very first game. I remember saying, “Green robot! Where’d it go?” and he told me that he was playing as the green robot man, and it…

  • The Spot (Across the Spider-Verse): To Be the Butt of the Joke

    The Spot (Across the Spider-Verse): To Be the Butt of the Joke

    Spider-Man has one of the best rogue’s galleries in all of comic books. From Doctor Octopus to Green Goblin, from Vulture to Rhino, there was no shortage of great baddies to pick. Who did we get? The Spot. Some random baddie that only shows up every few decades as a background villain. And thank god…

  • Poirot Adventures: The Case of the Missing Will

    Poirot Adventures: The Case of the Missing Will

    Well, you can’t win ’em all. Poirot has been offered an interesting challenge. After a disagreement between an uncle and his niece, he’s presented her a task to prove herself: to find his will and earn his fortune. Naturally, she turns to our favorite Belgian to solve the case. But when her uncle proves a…

  • Umber Hulk: A Hypnotic Digger

    The wall caved in. That’s the last thing I remember. A survivor’s account of an umber hulk attack. Lore: Diggy Diggy Hole Burrowing beneath the earth in search of food, an umber hulk is a truly horrible creature. They hide within stone, using their sensitive hair-like feelers to sense its prey as they approach. With…

  • Logan is the Best Comic Book Movie Ever

    Logan is the Best Comic Book Movie Ever

    Bro, I’m not gonna lie: I did this whole X-Men marathon just so I could talk about this movie. It is genuinely unfair how good Logan is. Literally every other X-Men movie pales in comparison. Every other comic book movie pales by comparison! I can’t even call it a superhero movie, it’s a straight-up western…