• The New Mutants is a Failed Experiment

    The New Mutants is a Failed Experiment

    This movie was doomed to fail. First, there was the disaster that was Dark Phoenix. Then there was the Disney-Fox merger. And to top it all off, it came out in 2020. Under these circumstances, it would have taken the second coming of Christ himself to save it! Not that Jesus would have bothered. Not…

  • Berserk Manga Review: Lost Children Arc

    Berserk Manga Review: Lost Children Arc

    This chunk of Berserk is perfect. Like, legitimately. This is my favorite arc in the series and it’s only supposed to be the introduction to Conviction! Lost Children is a short but powerful display of everything that makes Berserk so special. It’s dark and gruesome, horrifying and depressing. Yet it’s exhilarating, uplifting, and even inspiring!…

  • Why is Gaming Journalism Such a Joke?

    Why is Gaming Journalism Such a Joke?

    Alright, before you make the obvious joke/critique: no. I don’t consider myself a game journalist. I write these articles for two reasons: to share my honest thoughts on games, whether they be good or bad, and to have fun. Everything you read is strictly my opinion. That’s all these articles have ever been, that’s all…

  • Remember Raditz?

    Remember Raditz?

    Dragon Ball has a whole slew of incredible villains. The Red Ribbon Army. Freeza. Cell. And who could forget: Jelly Vegeta! And then there’s Raditz. When this dude showed up, literally EVERYTHING changed! Before, Goku was a magical monkey boy! Then Raditz revealed that he was actually, in fact, an alien! And that Raditz was…

  • Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot short stories only takes twenty or thirty minutes to read. Maybe less, depending on how fast you are. This one? Three times that! So this ought to be exciting, right? The plans for a new bomber jet have been stolen, and the only suspect has a rock solid alibi. On the same night, a…