• Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot short stories only takes twenty or thirty minutes to read. Maybe less, depending on how fast you are. This one? Three times that! So this ought to be exciting, right? The plans for a new bomber jet have been stolen, and the only suspect has a rock solid alibi. On the same night, a…

  • Vampire Part 1: Lore and Stats

    I am the Ancient, I am the Land. My beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. I was the Warrior, I was good and just. I thundered across the land like the wrath of a just god, but the war years and the killing years wore down my soul as the wind wears…

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…

  • Summer Anime 2023: Sequels, Sequels, and More Sequels

    Summer Anime 2023: Sequels, Sequels, and More Sequels

    Hoo boy, there’s a lot of sequels this time around! In this one season, we’ve got: And one more that I want to talk about a bit more in detail because I’m bias. Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead I’ve never felt so seen by a zombie show. Zom 100 is nuts! It’s bright,…

  • The Perfect Clark Kent: My Adventures With Superman

    The Perfect Clark Kent: My Adventures With Superman

    I have been complaining for years that cinema keeps getting Superman wrong. He’s either a boring boy scout or a god awful Jesus metaphor who does Dragon Ball Z fights and kills people. It’s no wonder the character’s reputation has fallen to pieces over the years! Superman isn’t a complicated character. Just make him goofy,…