• Why is Gaming Journalism Such a Joke?

    Why is Gaming Journalism Such a Joke?

    Alright, before you make the obvious joke/critique: no. I don’t consider myself a game journalist. I write these articles for two reasons: to share my honest thoughts on games, whether they be good or bad, and to have fun. Everything you read is strictly my opinion. That’s all these articles have ever been, that’s all…

  • Remember Raditz?

    Remember Raditz?

    Dragon Ball has a whole slew of incredible villains. The Red Ribbon Army. Freeza. Cell. And who could forget: Jelly Vegeta! And then there’s Raditz. When this dude showed up, literally EVERYTHING changed! Before, Goku was a magical monkey boy! Then Raditz revealed that he was actually, in fact, an alien! And that Raditz was…

  • Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot Mysteries: The Incredible Theft

    Poirot short stories only takes twenty or thirty minutes to read. Maybe less, depending on how fast you are. This one? Three times that! So this ought to be exciting, right? The plans for a new bomber jet have been stolen, and the only suspect has a rock solid alibi. On the same night, a…

  • Vampire Part 1: Lore and Stats

    I am the Ancient, I am the Land. My beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. I was the Warrior, I was good and just. I thundered across the land like the wrath of a just god, but the war years and the killing years wore down my soul as the wind wears…

  • X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix is Just… So Bad

    These clowns managed to bungle up the Phoenix storyline not once, but twice. You’d think they’d have learned from their mistakes, but nope. They just went and made entirely new ones! X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the worst kind of bad movie: the boring kind. X3 was so bafflingly awful that at least it was somewhat…