• The Mummy (2017) is Awful

    The Mummy (2017) is Awful

    Friendly reminder that the studio accidentally released a trailer without sound effects or music for this movie. Wanna watch the most awkward plane crash of all time? Click here. Trust me, it’s more fun than the actual movie and does a way better job explaining how terrible this production is than I could. The 2017…

  • Fall Anime 2023: Old Leaves, New Shows

    Fall Anime 2023: Old Leaves, New Shows

    Here we are again, folks. With the turn of the season, we’ve got a whole slew of new anime to watch. Time to dig through it all to find the gems! First, there are the sequels. A lot of sequels. Such as: And there are probably more. Holy shit, dude, there’s so many shows this…

  • Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII- Reunion

    Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII- Reunion

    God, Rebirth looks so good! Can we just skip to 2024 already? Final Fantasy VII is basically it’s own series at this point, completely separate from the rest of FF. What other entry has this many spin-offs, remakes, prequels, mobile games, anime OVAs, and even a movie? It’s no wonder people who don’t like VII…

  • Icons of Horror: Ellen Ripley (Alien)

    Icons of Horror: Ellen Ripley (Alien)

    Characters are an extremely important ingredient for horror writing. The audience needs to like someone if they’re supposed to care about their potentially grizzly death. Otherwise, they’re the cinematic equivalent of an upsetting news headline. With Halloween just a few weeks away, I figured it was time to get into the seasonal spirit. And what…

  • H.P. Lovecraft: The Beast in the Cave

    H.P. Lovecraft: The Beast in the Cave

    Reading early 20th century horror is a fascinating experience. Namely because modern horror has desensitized me so badly that everything here just seems quaint by comparison. It’s like a little time capsule, containing everything that scared your grandparents. This is a simple short. While exploring Mammoth Cave, our narrator is separated from his guide. As…