• ARCHIVE Day 40: I’m Sorry

    ARCHIVE Day 40: I’m Sorry

    (Original Release 4/7/18) Okay. So I just saw Ready Player One all the way through with my buds. Spoilers, alright? Okay, nice. This is a movie. In which the finale includes the Iron Giant fighting Mecha-Godzilla. Then the Serenity from Firefly flies down and one of the side characters jumps down, transforms into a Gundam,…

  • Day 163: The Happy Time Murders

    Day 163: The Happy Time Murders

    Hey guys, what if we did Sesame Street but as a R-rated murder mystery?! That’s a good idea, right? People aren’t sick of the r-rated kids thing, right? And people certainly aren’t sick of Melissa McCarthy being in comedies, right?! Well I am. Much like the Slender-Man movie, I haven’t seen this one. Also like the prior…

  • ARCHIVE Day 39: The Seinfeld Approach

    ARCHIVE Day 39: The Seinfeld Approach

    (Original Release 4/6/18) After thirty-nine days, I think I’ve finally figured out just what kind of blog this is. It’s a blog about nothing. No direction, no real consistency, just whatever pops into my head for the day. I do what I can to make my thoughts clear and at least somewhat fun or interesting…

  • Day 162: Castlevania

    Day 162: Castlevania

    Since they’re going to be in Smash Bros, I figured I’d ramble a bit about the franchise Simon and Richter Belmont come from: Castlevania. Not the Netflix show. That’s really good, but that’s for another day. I have fond memories of this franchise. Most of them involving lots of frustration and screaming. But considering that…

  • ARCHIVE Day 38: Hype

    ARCHIVE Day 38: Hype

    (Original Release 4/5/18) Expectations are a dangerous thing. Putting them super low can leave you pleasantly surprised. Raising them too high can ruin something forever. And worst of all: it’s super hard to control them. You can push them down, but they’ll just keep rising. Why do you think people got so mad at Avengers:…