• Rocky Balboa (Rocky VI) is Exhausted and So Am I

    Rocky Balboa (Rocky VI) is Exhausted and So Am I

    This is it, folks. The last Rocky movie. At this point, I don’t even care if it’s good or not. I just want the bell to get me out of here… Rocky V messed me up, guys. It came so tantalizingly close to being a good movie. Then wham! It hits you with one of…

  • The Dangers in My Heart is as Sweet as Honey

    The Dangers in My Heart is as Sweet as Honey

    Ah, February. A single person’s least favorite time of the year. Provided you’re not some kind of sadist who enjoys pouring salt into open wounds. We’ve discussed more than a few rom-coms over the years. Funny shows, cute shows, horny shows, and boring shows. You name it, we’ve done it. So, what do we have…

  • My Life For Aiur! Playing Starcraft 1 in 2024

    My Life For Aiur! Playing Starcraft 1 in 2024

    I like to consider myself fairly good at video games. I can beat a From Software title with minimal controller smashing. I’ve finished one or two levels in Super Meat Boy. Baldur’s Gate 1 only killed me seventy-six times. I’ve even thrown hands with Mike Tyson in Punch Out a few times. I’m basically a…

  • The Best Final Fantasy VII Character and Why It’s Barret Wallace

    The Best Final Fantasy VII Character and Why It’s Barret Wallace

    The cast of Final Fantasy VII are among the most beloved and iconic characters in video game history. Cloud and Sephiroth are such a legendary pair that both of them made it in Smash Bros! Zack had roughly ten minutes of screen time in the original, and he was popular enough to get his own…

  • Poirot Adventures: The Underdog

    Poirot Adventures: The Underdog

    Two hours of reading? That’s far and away the longest short in the collection. Interesting… Businessman Sir Reuben has been murdered, and it’s up to Poirot to find the killer. The suspects: the members of his staff and family. But who? It’s far from a straight-forward case. Papa Poirot will have to put all his…