• 343 Doesn’t Get the Master Chief

    343 Doesn’t Get the Master Chief

    I was going to wait until my Halo 3 review to talk about this series again. But I just couldn’t help myself. There’s been something on my mind for a little while now and I just had to talk about it. When Bungie stepped away from Halo and left it to 343, there was a noticeable…

  • A Clash of Kings: The War Begins

    A Clash of Kings: The War Begins

    Man, it’s been a hot minute since my Game of Thrones review. Not the show Game of Thrones, I mean the first book in the Song of Ice and Fire series of the same- oh, forget it. A Clash of Kings picks up right where A Game of Thrones left off. After the death of…

  • Red Dragons: Masters of the Mountains

    Red Dragons: Masters of the Mountains

    Question: when you imagine a dragon, what color is it? Green? Blue? Or maybe gold? Personally, this is the one I always imagine. A dark, crimson red. Red dragons prefer mountains or badlands, any other realm in which they can perch up high and observe their domain. This preference brings them into frequent conflict with…

  • Willy Wonka: 1971 VS 2005

    Willy Wonka: 1971 VS 2005

    Don’t mind me. Just putting a personal demon to rest. People often forget that there are two Willy Wonka films. For good reason, mind you. The Tim Burton remake, as we discussed last week, is a crime against the human race. Especially when you compare it to the original, which is a classic in every…

  • Chapter 24: Rematch With the Wall

    Energia: Titans of Verità Table of Contents (For Catching Up) On a normal day, the training hall was reasonably empty. Aside from the trainees, who were spending their time there getting beaten to a bloody paste, and Melcroft, who watched their struggles with sadistic delight, no one ever seemed to go in there. Anna had…