• Dune: Sci-Fi Before It Was Easy

    Dune: Sci-Fi Before It Was Easy

    *Deep breath* Okay. Let’s do this. Out of all the books I’ve read in the last two years, Dune is the one I’ve had the most trouble reading. I first picked it up well over a year ago now and I’ve only just managed to make myself finish it. It was a very strange book…

  • Fire Elemental: BURN TO THE GROUND!

    Fire Elemental: BURN TO THE GROUND!

    How many kids are gonna get that joke? Actually, scratch that, how many of you period got that joke? Please tell, I’m most curious. Once again, the fire elemental doesn’t have any truly unique lore behind it. Nor does it have a compelling design; it’s fire that’s vaguely humanoid. Once again, the only thing there…

  • The Two Towers (Extended Cut): From Book to Film, Still Underappreciated

    The Two Towers (Extended Cut): From Book to Film, Still Underappreciated

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this is the best Lord of the Rings story. Y’all are just too focused on Return of the King to admit it. Don’t get me wrong, I get it. But my point still stands. The Two Towers movie has all the same advantages as Fellowship of…

  • The Rise of Attack on Titan

    The Rise of Attack on Titan

    You know what i just realized? I’ve never actually talked about Attack on Titan before on this blog! At least, not extensively. Which is weird, considering how much I love this series. Attack on Titan’s first season aired way back before I even started watching anime. Back then, the only real ‘anime’ that I had…

  • Spyro 2 Ripto’s Rage: Burning Tyranny Away… For Kids!

    Spyro 2 Ripto’s Rage: Burning Tyranny Away… For Kids!

    It’s been a hot minute since my Spyro 1 review. I think it’s about time to revisit the little purple dragon! Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna play Crash 4! Don’t even ask, I’m never playing another Crash Bandicoot game again. Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage does a lot to build on the foundation laid…