• Robocop (1987): The Dumbest, Bloodiest Movie I’ve Ever Seen

    Robocop (1987): The Dumbest, Bloodiest Movie I’ve Ever Seen

    So… with all the shit that’s been going down in the last few months, can we all agree that this is a horror movie now? Robocop is like a Michael Bay movie before Michael Bay movies were a thing. The story is incredibly stupid, featuring cheesy dialogue, awkward acting, and gore so over-the-top that you…

  • Chapter 33: Persistence

    Energia: Titans of VeritàTable of Contents (For Catching Up) “No.” Anna’s answer came immediately, coldly, and brutally. If Tommy had come at a different time, it may have been gentler. But given the foul mood she’d been in the last few days, she couldn’t help herself. Her words seemed to hit Tommy like a baseball…

  • Berserk 2016/17 Gives Me Clinical Depression

    Berserk 2016/17 Gives Me Clinical Depression

    Berserk’s anime run has been a rough one. The 90s anime was good, but it didn’t last. The Golden Age movies were decent, but dragged down by an overabundance of inconsistent CGI. Then, for years, the Berserk anime just… vanished. Until this disaster came out. I’ve talked about a lot of anime that I dislike.…

  • My Favorite Fighting Games

    My Favorite Fighting Games

    Ah, fighting games. If there’s one thing I’ve missed, it’s getting to play those with friends. None of my roommates are into them and all my FGC buddies have been dealing with COVID issues of their own. So, much to my dismay, I’ve been stuck playing the three fighting games with online that actually functions.…

  • Reiner Braun: Broken By the World

    Damn, dude. After so many years, Attack on Titan is finally going to end. It’s sad, but it’s also incredible. It feels like we’re watching a modern classic unfold right in front of us. It truly feels like something momentous is happening. Unless the show somehow seriously dropped the ball in the weeks between me…