Category: X-Men

  • X-Men: Apocalypse is Terrible

    X-Men: Apocalypse is Terrible

    I wish I could say this was the last bad X-Men movie. But it’s not. In fact, the next movie is the last good movie, and it technically isn’t even an X-Men movie! ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ just feels unnecessary. ‘Days of Future Past’ made for a strong finale. Yet here we are with another film. Which…

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Been the Finale

    X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Been the Finale

    I could just say ‘this movie retcons X3 and Origins out of existence’, and that would be sufficient reason to call it a masterpiece. But that probably wouldn’t be enough for an article, so we’ll dive a little deeper than that. Days of Future Past was put in a bizarre position. It had to tie…

  • The Wolverine Was Almost Good

    The Wolverine Was Almost Good

    Well, at least it ain’t Origins again. The Wolverine is a weird one. I’d be willing to bet you don’t even remember that this movie existed. Understandable; it’s sandwiched right between First Class and Days of Future Past, both of which are really solid and enjoyable movies. Whereas this one is… …wait. This one is…

  • X-Men: First Class is Really Good

    X-Men: First Class is Really Good

    Man, these movies are weird. One minute, you’ll be watching an okay movie. Then you’ll be watching a really good one! After that, you’ll watch one of the most terrible super hero movies you could find. It’s a rollercoaster! Anyways, First Class is awesome. In the 1960s, Mutant extremist Klaus Schmidt is preparing to heat…

  • Is X-Men Origins: Wolverine Really That Bad?

    Is X-Men Origins: Wolverine Really That Bad?

    Yes, yes, oh my GOD yes! This movie is terrible! It’s not even the funny kind of bad, it just hurts to watch! The Fox X-Men movies have always had an odd fixation on Wolverine. Remember when Rogue was the main character? Because they certainly don’t. It’s Logan or it’s no one. As a result,…