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Psychonauts 2: Worth Every Second of the Wait

I have spent most of my life waiting for this game to exist. I waited so long, in fact, that my expectations went from astronomically, impossibly high to deeply low to simply nonexistent. As the day of the game's release drew ever closer, I simply turned my brain off and waited. Whether it was good… Continue reading Psychonauts 2: Worth Every Second of the Wait

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Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

*Long exhale* Okay. Be fair. Be critical. Don't let personal feelings get in the way. I can do all that. Alright. Opening line. Here we go. *Deep breath* Halo 5: Guardians is the worst video game I've ever played. Fuck! Okay, let's try that again! If you've been around here for a while, then you… Continue reading Halo 5 Is Not As Bad As I Remember… But I Still Hate It

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Guilty Gear Strive: All I Had Hoped For and Feared

We finally know the smell of the game! Launch is always a dangerous time for any multiplayer game. If the servers don't work and the game itself isn't fun, their life cycle could be cut significantly down to size. Nailing that first step is essential in the longevity of any multiplayer game. Of course, the… Continue reading Guilty Gear Strive: All I Had Hoped For and Feared

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Resident Evil Village: Wait, there’s a game attached to this vampire milf?!

Everyone lost their shit over vampire milf, only to discover that she only takes up about 20% of the game. Capcom giveth, Capcom taketh away. When Leon refuses to continuethe Redfield bloodline. Resident Evil: Village (or RE8) is a jack of many traits, master of few. As a horror game, it's only scary about 25%… Continue reading Resident Evil Village: Wait, there’s a game attached to this vampire milf?!