Category: Elden Ring

Bayle! Vile Bayle! O terror incarnate! There is life in me yet! I will soon feast upon your heart! Mark my words! You too shall know fear! You know what? I’m tired of demigods. Radahn, Malenia, Messmer, Radahn again, I’m over ’em! ‘Elden Ring‘ is a fantasy game, god damn it, and you know what…

Miquella awaits thee, o promised consort. Y’know, when I wrote my article on the original Radahn fight, I wasn’t expecting to write a sequel so soon. Or at all. Nor did I ever want to. Thanks, Miyazaki. As you travel through the Land of Shadow, many powerful foes will bar your path. Renalla the Twin…

When the first trailer for ‘Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree‘ was released, the hype train shot out of the station immediately. Standing at the front of that excitement, spear in hand, serpent coiled around his shoulders, stood Messmer the Impaler. From Software put him front and center of all the marketing, collector’s edition statue…

It wouldn’t be a From Software release if people weren’t whining about the difficulty. Like how the anti-gaming crowd get riled up every time a new ‘Grand Theft Auto‘ game rolls out. It’s a tale as old as time. And the only response is the same as it’s always been: git gud. Outdated internet drama…