Such depravity. Such terrifying cruelty. They are the vile poison that plagues all elvenkind.-Nelar Autumnwell, elf cleric of Corellon Larethian Jesus, dude, this gave me some whiplash! The last four monsters didn't have anything for lore! Then these dudes come along with nearly two whole pages of nothing but lore and flavor text! Buckle up,… Continue reading Drow Elves: Masters of Edge- I mean, Darkness (Part 1: Lore)
I don't even have a clever title for this one. Christ, dude, these Elementals have taken everything out of me! *Sigh*... well, at least we're finally done. Almost. Again, there really isn't any specific lore to speak of. Nor a unique design. Both boil down to 'it's water that moves and speaks'. Nothing to bite… Continue reading Water Elemental: The Rising Tide
How many kids are gonna get that joke? Actually, scratch that, how many of you period got that joke? Please tell, I'm most curious. Once again, the fire elemental doesn't have any truly unique lore behind it. Nor does it have a compelling design; it's fire that's vaguely humanoid. Once again, the only thing there… Continue reading Fire Elemental: BURN TO THE GROUND!
I was gonna use a screenshot from the movie, but apparently those just don't exist in the right aspect ratio, and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna take the screenshot myself. So you just get a flat image of rocks. Sorry not sorry. Again, earth elementals don't really have much lore to talk about. Nor… Continue reading Earth Elemental: The Rock Monster from Galaxy Quest
If you can guess what that title is a reference to, then I'll... I dunno, give you a high five? Air elementals really don't have any lore of their own to speak of. They're basically small, living tornados that can scream at you. That's about it. In fact, that even covers their designs. Small tornados… Continue reading Air Elemental: I Am The Storm That is Approaching