Best of the Beastiary, D&D

Green Hag: Queen of Deception and Misery

After reading about what all of these bitches do, I'm less than eager to go into what each one does individually. Lore: *Fake Girly Voice* Help me! Oh, Gods! Okay, I'll apologize for that one. It wasn't very good. Green hags are masters of deception. Residing in dying lands, such as forests or swamps, they'll… Continue reading Green Hag: Queen of Deception and Misery

Best of the Beastiary, D&D

Grimlock: That Kid That Yelled Slurs on Xbox Live

You'll understand that joke in a bit, I promise. Lore: Blind Faith Grimlocks are vile creatures who live in the Underdark. Once, they were human. But their worship of the mind flayers slowly transformed them into the blind cannibals that we see today. Long ago, the mind flayers had an empire that stretched across many… Continue reading Grimlock: That Kid That Yelled Slurs on Xbox Live